27
Dec 11

Why can’t you just leave me alone?

Here is a quick “snapshot” that succinctly describes how the California EDD has made me feel today:

On December 20, 2011, the California EDD sent me a letter. It was not a benefit check (because the state of California has ceased to issue checks, and has become slightly more modernized. It now issues benefit payments through what basically is a form of debit card). It was not a continued claim form, either.

Immediately, I became anxious. This is the usual effect that letters from the EDD have on me. I find myself unintentionally holding my breath, until it hurts, and I have to start breathing again. I can feel my blood pressure rise just by holding the unopened letter in my hand.

This particular letter, which arrived days before Christmas, started with a phrase that was in bold and in all caps. It said:

NOTICE OF UNEMPLOYMENT INSURANCE CLAIM FILED”

The rest of the form looked like the ones that the EDD sends out when it is preparing to schedule a mandatory telephone interview with you. It continued with:

“You filed a claim for Unemployment Insurance benefits effective 12/11/2011″.

No, actually, I didn’t. My original claim ran out, and I attempted to file for a new claim. Unfortunately, that was a complete failure.

The EDD website requires a person who has found some employment to list the street address of their employer. I am a freelance writer who gets paid to write content for websites. The clients who hire me only have a P.O. Box. That made it impossible for me to get the form on the EDD website to comprehend what I was telling it. Therefore, I never actually applied for a second round of Unemployment Insurance benefits.

Somehow, though, the EDD decided to just go ahead and award me more benefits. I never asked for it. I never signed up for it. It was something bestowed upon me.

Naturally, I have been suspicious that this would lead to something horrible happening, sometime down the road, as a result.

So, when I got this letter from the EDD, (days before Christmas), I immediately believed that it indicated that I was going to be forced to suffer through yet another God forsaken telephone interview. My anxiety level increased.

My husband, perhaps trying to look at the bright side of things, suggested that maybe this letter didn’t mean that there would be a telephone interview at all. Maybe it was just something they sent out as acknowledgement that they understood that they spontaneously decided to renew my claim?

In a separate envelope, that arrived on the same day, was what appeared to be something similar to a continued claim form. Except, this form was missing some very important information. Specifically, the part that I was supposed to fill out, and send back to the EDD, was completely blank. Obviously, this didn’t bode well for me.

This particular, empty, continued claim form came with the same little perforated part at the top. This time, it said: “NO BENEFITS ARE PAYABLE (during this week) BECAUSE YOU HAVE REPORTED EXCESSIVE EARNINGS.”

I have not received any Unemployment Insurance benefits since then. I did receive one, normal looking, continued claim form after that, (sometime last week). It is due to be sent back soon.

Today, I got another letter from the EDD. This one also was not a check, and it wasn’t a continued claim form, either. At the top of this letter, in bold, and in all caps, it said:

“NOTIFICATION OF UNEMPLOYMENT INSURANCE BENEFITS ELIGIBILITY INTERVIEW”

In plain English, this means that my suspicions were correct. I have been assigned ANOTHER God forsaken telephone interview with the damned California EDD!

For those of you who haven’t followed this blog from the very beginning, here is a quick re-cap:

* On October 28, 2009, I had my first mandatory telephone interview with the EDD. They give people a window of two hours that you are required to wait by your telephone for them to call.

Instead, the EDD Minion named “Alphonso” decided to make me anxiously wait through the entire assigned timeframe, and then called me five minutes after that time had ended. By the end of the phone call, I was driving downtown so that I could fax “Alphonso” the letter I got from my teaching job that officially said that my job had ended. This cost me about $4.00.

* The second God forsaken telephone interview happened on April 2, 2010. In other words, about five months after the first telephone interview.

This time, I was called by a Minion of the EDD named “Margaret”, who actually called during the two hour assigned time span. “Margaret” wanted to know when I started freelance writing. She wanted to make sure that I was not writing a book, and appeared happy to learn that I was writing content for other people’s websites.

She asked me questions about my previous employer (a public school), and the one before that (retail hell). She asked if I was offered “full time work” if I would take it. Of course, I said that I would.

Overall, it appeared that “Margaret” was here to subtly convince me to give up writing, and go back to selling memberships at a big chain bookstore. The only good part of this entire conversation was when she assured me that I would start receiving benefit money again, (and she turned out to be accurate about that).

* The third God forsaken telephone interview happened on June 8, 2010. In other words, about two months since the previous one.

This time, an EDD Minion named “Michael” decided to call me ten minutes before the assigned timespan would run out. “Michael” did not seem to have the slightest understanding of what the word “freelance” meant.

The main purpose of this call was so “Michael” could ask me why I was no longer working for a part-time job that I spent a few months trying to do. To make a long story short… being dyslexic, and attempting to keep all the numbers and letters straight for hours at a time while answering phones… doesn’t work. I ended up telling “Michael” the truth, which was that I didn’t make it through the training.

This particular God forsaken telephone call was shorter than the previous two. That is, until Minion “Michael” called me back. He wanted to know the exact date I stopped working for the company I was answering phones for. Again, this phone call happened in June, and I stopped working for that company in December. The EDD is not quick to pick up on things, it seems.

*As a side note, on June 23, 2010, the EDD sent me a letter saying that, due to their mistake, they overpaid me. The letter said that I now owed them $340.00. To make a long story short, we went through their entire appeals process, but they refused to change their minds. I ended up paying them back $340.00.

* The fourth God forsaken telephone interview happened the very next day, on June 24, 2010. This time, the Minion of the EDD wasted the entire first hour of the two hours of time they scheduled, before managing to call me.

I don’t recall the name of this particular Minion, only that she was female, had a thick asian accent, and was a big, fat, liar. She started harassing me about the part time job that Minion “Michael” asked me about in the previous telephone interview.

To make a long story short, this Minion insisted that the EDD didn’t know that I had stopped working for that company. She tried to say that I failed to make a note of that when I filled out an online form for a new claim, by using a drop down box. The problem with her statement was that I never went online to make a new claim. I simply filled in the continued claim forms that the EDD continued to send me.

Next, she insisted that I didn’t write down that I had stopped working for that company on my continued claim forms. I knew, for certain, that I had, so I insisted that she send me a copy of the forms she was referring to. Eventually, she revealed that she actually didn’t have a copy of those particular forms.

Her next tactic was to start asking me how I got “fired”, (which would have led them to cancel my claim). The thing is, I was never fired. I simply didn’t make it through the training process. I made absolutely certain that I corrected her each time she used the word “fired”. I’m not sure what circle of Hell this nasty Minion of the EDD came from. She was definitely more evil than the previous ones I was forced to do a telephone interview with.

This catches things up to today. I have been assigned what will be my fifth telephone interview with the EDD. It will take place on January 3, 2012, sometime between 1:00 p.m. and 3:00 p.m. There is no way to know what questions I will be asked this time. There is no way to know how nasty the EDD Minion will chose to be. There is no way to know what it is, exactly, that they want.

Each and every time they do this to me, I get upset. My anxiety level rises to the point where I am experiencing “fight or flight” symptoms. My heart races, I start to sweat, and I start having trouble breathing. I will have nightmares every time I sleep between now, and when that God forsaken telephone interview is over and done with.

And then, I will worry that the EDD is using this telephone call as a reason to tell me that they want me to pay a random amount of money back to them, again, like they did once before. This cannot possibly be good for my health.

So, I have decided that I am going to tell whatever Minion of the EDD that calls me that I want to quit. I want them to cancel my benefits, to leave me alone, and to trouble me no more.

One would think that would be an easy thing for the Minion, whomever he or she turns out to be, to comprehend. However, my experience so far with the Minions of the EDD leads me to believe that this particular government institution seeks to hire employees who have comprehension disorders. I’m anticipating that I will have to fight to make all this nonsense, stress, and harassment stop, forever.


19
Dec 11

No, Elise, you cannot write for me

This month, I have gotten not one, but two, odd emails from a woman named Elise. I will leave out her surname, just to be nice. I guess I don’t actually have to be nice, though, considering that I am fairly certain that “Elise” is sending me a rather innovative form of spam.

On December 5, 2011, I got an email from Elise. The subject line read: “Free Guest Post For Your Website”. Now, I have more than one website that I contribute to, so I was a bit confused, at first, as to which one it was that Elise wanted to write for.

Elise started with “Hello”, and then wrote:

“I am emailing you regarding the possibility of submitting a guest post for your site (Between Gigs). I noticed that you have accepted guest posts in the past and I would like to write one for you as well. If your site has submission criteria for guest posts, I apologize that I missed it.”

Although I am still getting a small amount of unemployment benefits, I have managed to get some rather steady freelance writing work. This month, I was lucky enough to get some very nice “extra work” as well. I started to wonder if Elise was a freelance writer, like me, who had come up with an attention grabbing way to potentially dredge up some writing work.

Now, if you scroll back on my Between Gigs blog, then it is plain to see that no one other than myself has ever posted any writing here. The entire blog is my work. I don’t hire writers for this blog, as it is something that I use as a stress release, and a means to comprehend my experiences with unemployment.

Based on this, I cannot understand why Elise thinks that I have “accepted guest posts in the past”. There is a very good reason why you “missed” the submission requirements on this blog, Elise. They do not exist!

The rest of this, first, email from Elise goes like this:

“Please know that I am willing to write an article on any topic you choose. In exchange, I only ask that you allow me to place a discrete link to my website in my bio at the bottom of the post.

I should also clarify that no work is required on your part. Once I complete the article, then you can review it to make sure that it fits your website’s style, content, and quality.

If you would like to see some samples of past articles I have written, or if you have any questions or concerns regarding this matter please don’t hesitate to email me.”

She then wrote “Thanks and make it a great day!” before putting her first and last name, identifying herself as “Blogger/Owner”, and putting a link to a website called “Payday Loans Resource” at the bottom of the email.

Last March, (I think it was in March), I had someone send me an email that said they would pay me a certain amount of money if I put a specific link into a certain blog post on Between Gigs, for a very specific length of time. I put it, the emailer paid me, and all was well. It doesn’t seem that Elise is going to pay me to allow her to “place a discrete link to my website in my bio at the bottom of the post”, though.

Having no idea what on Earth was going on, I decided it was best to simply not respond to Elise. Perhaps she would realize that “Between Gigs” is not a blog that is interested in having free advertisements placed within it. Everyone makes mistakes sometimes, and I was willing to ignore this one made by the mysterious Elise.

That is, until she sent me a second email.

On December 13, 2011, Elise sent me another email. This one had the slightly different subject line of: “Free Guest Post For Your Website?” I guess my non-response confused Elise about my intentions.

She again starts with “Hello”, once again, and then states her first and last name, followed by her website.

“Since noticing you’ve accepted guest posts on (Between Gigs) in the past, I wondered if you’d extend me the opportunity to also write a guest post for your website.

If so I will research and compose an original article specifically written for your site, on any topic of your choosing. I only ask that you let me put a discreet link to my own website, (name of her Payday Loans website), at the end of my post.

You wouldn’t have to do anything other than review/approve my completed article to make sure that it coincides with the theme of your site.

If this sounds like a possibility, simply respond to this message.”

Clearly, my lack of response has troubled Elise. She ends this email with “Thank you for your time and consideration”, followed by the same information she gave the first time.

This email had a P.S. that said: “If you would like to see some of my past work before deciding, don’t hesitate to ask!”

Here’s the thing, Elise. You probably don’t realize it, but you have selected to try and get onto a blog that is run by a freelance writer. I don’t actually need guest posts for this blog.

You probably are unaware that the previous person who wanted to have a “discrete link” placed into one of the posts on Between Gigs paid for that privilege. Also, it was on a post that I, myself, wrote, and that it was not a “guest post”.

I am very, very, confused, Elise. I can’t figure out where you got the idea that I am anxious to hire guest writers. Or, to have random guest writers, who are strangers, write for Between Gigs.

If I needed writers, I have quite a few friends who do that professionally. I would simply ask them if they would be so kind as to write a quick blog for me. They may, or may not do it, but that isn’t the point.

I cannot imagine what it is that I am supposed to be getting from this transaction. It seems to me that you will gain one more page on the internet that has your “discrete link”. What exactly would I be getting?

Perhaps I should have put all of this into an email to Elise, and hit reply. I chose not to because I had concerns that by replying to her email(s) I would be giving Elise the impression that I wanted her to write for my website (and post a link on it). That is far from the truth!

My suggestion to you, Elise, (assuming that you are reading this blog), is that you do some actual research before you send out your emails. That way, you won’t make the mistake of informing a writer about the guest posts that she has accepted for her website in the past, (when said guest posts do not exist).

It would also be a good idea to clarify exactly what benefit I would be getting by allowing you, a complete stranger, to write something for a blog that is basically a “personal journal”, (especially when you want to add a link in there, somewhere).

Thanks, and make it a great day!


03
Nov 11

I got the unemployment card.

I really, truly, meant to get back to this blog, and write some more. The reason I haven’t been writing here as much is a simple one. I write this blog for free. No one is paying me to write it. I have picked up some other writing work that does pay. Paid work has to take priority.

With freelance work, there is no way to know, for certain, how long it will last. The best advice I can give to someone who is on unemployment, and working as a freelance writer, is to write as fast, and as much, as you can (while still being able to produce quality work). Theoretically, one day, you might be able to turn that into your “day job”.

Last time I wrote a blog here, I mentioned the EDD debit card. I live in California, which means that unemployment benefits in my state were being distributed in the form of a check. In my experience, this system was flawed.

First, you had to fill out a paper claim form, and mail it back to the EDD. These forms always said to mail them out on a Sunday, (which is impossible). You cannot mail them out any sooner than the date they want you to mail it, which means that you cannot plan ahead, in order to get around the problem of the post office being closed on Sundays.

Then, you had to wait for the paper form to be processed. Eventually, it would be, (and the wait can be as long as a month if you have just been approved for unemployment benefits).

At some point, the check would arrive in your mailbox. If your mailbox doesn’t lock, then you run the risk of having some nefarious person abscond with your benefit check. If your postman delivers the mail after four or five in the afternoon, (like mine often does), then you have another thing to wait for. You have to wait until the next day, so the bank will be open, so you can deposit your check.

All this waiting isn’t helping any of the people who are eligible for unemployment benefits. The longer they have to wait for their benefit checks, the later their payments will be for their bills. (Late bills often generate fees, which a person who is unemployed is going to have difficulty paying for).

Some of this problem can be resolved now that benefit payments have moved from a paper check to a plastic debit card. However, there are serious problems with how the EDD is organized that are going to continue to cause difficulties for people.

I first learned about the new change to the EDD debit card when I got one of my continued claim forms. Inside, was a leaflet, printed in color, on both sides. It showed a picture of the new card, and said something along the lines of “Keep an eye out for this in your mailbox”.

The next continued claim for I received had five of these exact same leaflets. This tells me two things. One, someone at the EDD didn’t care enough about the quality of their work, and decided to just throw a ton of the leaflets into a random envelope, instead of just one.

Two, it means that somebody out there may not have received any leaflets, at all, and will be incredibly confused when their checks stop arriving. It also means that money is being spent to print more of the leaflets, (that didn’t need to be printed if the EDD wasn’t so wasteful in the first place).

What happened next was that suddenly, I stopped receiving unemployment benefit checks. They just stopped coming. If I remember correctly, there was around a three week gap between when the last one arrived and when the next one should have arrived. There was no information sent to me that told me when I could expect to, you know, actually receive my unemployment benefits again.

Being suddenly left in the dark about this sort of thing is stressful. I was lucky, because I had some work at this time, and because my husband had a job. I don’t think everyone who had their checks suddenly stop while the EDD sorted out the debit cards was as lucky.

Eventually, I got an envelope in the mail from the EDD that contained what looked like a typical, regular, credit or debit card. I admit that I haven’t spent much time staring at this card, but, from memory, I don’t recall their being any markings on it that would let vendors know that I was one of the unemployed, walking among them.

Since then, my unemployment benefits have been added to this card in a timely fashion. I no longer have to try and rush a check from the mailbox to the bank, (hoping that I will make it in time). This is the only improvement that I have noticed with this new change.

I still have to fill out a paper claim form, and attempt to mail it back to the EDD on a Sunday. This means that I am still waiting for the mail to pick it up, and to sort it, and to deliver it before anyone at the EDD can even start to process it. I really wish they could switch over to an online form, that would allow me to instantly input my information into their system, so they can quickly put my benefit money on my shiny new EDD debit card.

The cynic in me sees a very big problem with the way the EDD debit card functions. I fear this problem could one day be used as a way to deny people’s claims.

The EDD debit card can be used anywhere that takes debit or credit cards as a form of payment. Just slide the card through the little machine at the cash wrap, and you will be able to use it to pay for whatever you purchased (assuming that you still had money on the card.)

Every time someone uses a debit or credit card, there is an electronic “paper trail”, so to speak. This means that somewhere, in the bowels of the EDD, there is a record of what you purchase with your EDD debit card.

I doubt anyone could find fault with using one’s EDD debit card to pay for groceries, or medical care, or to fill your car’s gas tank so you could drive to work. If you used it to pay the bill so your child could see a dentist, that would probably be considered acceptable. You might be able to use it to do online payments for some of your bills.

Things get a little gray after that. What if the groceries you purchased included a bottle of wine to have with dinner one night? What if you bought junk food, like potato chips and soda with your EDD debit card? How about if you used it at McDonald’s a couple of times? Would this be deemed as “acceptable” things to spend your benefits on?

What if you didn’t use your EDD debit card to purchase food? My fear is that someday, there will be someone at the EDD that uses the information about exactly what you are spending your unemployment benefit money on.

That person, or group of people, could, potentially, use that information as a reason to deny your claim, (or lower it). There wouldn’t be any way to prevent this from happening.

They could, potentially, decide that if a person makes X amount of purchases from stores that do not sell food, that they really didn’t need the benefit money in the first place. It could be denied in the blink of an eye.

The only way I can think of to prevent the EDD from gathering a “paper trail” about exactly what you purchase with your money is to pull it off the card. There is a way to transfer the benefit money right of the card and into one’s checking account. From there, you can use it however you like. Yes, the bank would have a record of what you purchased. But, the EDD would not.


30
Jun 11

Changes are coming soon

It has been a long, long, time since I’ve written anything on this blog. The reason is a simple one. I have found a good amount of work as a freelance writer, and have decided that paid writing has to come before writing that doesn’t pay me.

I have been doing my best to respond to the comments that people leave for me on this blog, though. I would hate to leave someone who is desperately looking for an answer, or for some compassion from someone else who has been through the same experience, to be ignored.

My goal is to be able to make enough money as a writer so that I won’t have to try and get another extension when my current claim runs out in September. I also desperately want to avoid having to go back to some form of retail work in order to make ends meet. I think these are reasonable goals.

Once in a while, topics that I used to write about in the Between Gigs blog don’t end up appearing here. Instead, I am occasionally lucky enough to write about something regarding unemployment for one of the places that I do freelance writing work for.

Today, I wrote an article on Families.com that talks about some rather big changes to Unemployment Insurance that are going to be taking place really soon in California, Illinois, and Indiana. You can read the article here.

When I get the chance, I will be writing a very opinionated follow up article here, on my Between Gigs blog, describing what I think about the changes that will happen in California, where I live.


22
Nov 10

Happy Holidays?

Jobs

The House of Representatives decided to vote against extending Unemployment Insurance benefits. The current extensions are due to run out on November 30, 2010. This means that millions of Americans are going to suddenly lose their Unemployment benefits, without warning, right before Christmas.

The people who voted against helping Americans who cannot find a job because the economy sucks, and because the unemployment rate is 12% in some states, will be going on their Thanksgiving vacations right now. Oh, sure, when they get back on November 29, it’s possible that there will be another vote about extensions. But, whatever is done will have to pass both the Senate and the House of Representatives BEFORE people will start getting their unemployment checks again. At this time, it is clear that several of the Members of the House of Representatives simply do not care at all about how their vote is going to affect the lives of millions of Americans who need the financial assistance that their Unemployment Insurance benefits provide. Merry Christmas, indeed!

I’ve read several news articles about this. From what I can tell, it seems that the people who are going to be affected won’t even know until the day they open their mailbox, and get a letter stating that their extension has been cut off…. indefinitely. My extension started at the end of September, 2010. I’ve gotten four checks so far. The little perforated section at the top of the most recent Continued Claim form says that I have almost $4,000 left in my current award, and that this extension is not due to expire until September 17, 2011. Can I trust that? I’ve no idea.

Today, my plan is to run my Unemployment benefit check to the bank, before the government makes it “bounce”. I am taking my current Continued Claim Form to the post office, hoping that it will get where it needs to go before my financial assistance abruptly disappears.

There is nothing I can do, but wait, and see what happens. I am not alone in this experience, not by far. This realization doesn’t make me feel any better at all.


04
Nov 10

Three so far

So far, I have received three Unemployment Insurance benefit checks from the EDD since they decided to extend my claim. I have not had any kind of hassle from the EDD yet, which surprises me to no end. I think, for now, I’m just going to be thankful for the money. I will try my best not to think about the possibility of them demanding that I send all of this money back to them one day. They have done that to me before. I will never be able to trust them again.

The first check since the extension was about $50.00.
The second check was for around $116.00.
This third check is also for $116.00.

The checks have been arriving every two weeks, like they are supposed to. I have no explanation as to why my experience with the EDD has changed. Before, the minions of the EDD were really mean to me, and extremely condescending towards me. The EDD sent me exactly zero dollars for the first 38 days of my original Unemployment Insurance claim. They withheld many of my checks, until I’d submitted to yet another telephone interview, (there have been four of those), where a minion of the EDD basically acted as though I was lying to them. And after all of this, they demanded that I send the money they dragged their feet about sending me right back to them!

Now, since the extension, which appeared automatically without me doing anything at all…. the EDD is suddenly…. doing what it is supposed to be doing.

I have no explanation.


19
Oct 10

Around fifty dollars

The first check of the new claim has arrived. It was for one week, instead of the usual two weeks, so it was around fifty dollars. I am thankful that I have found a lot of freelance work to do, and that Shawn is still working. Fifty dollars? That won’t even buy groceries for the two of us for one week.

I cannot help but wonder if the people at the EDD who make the decisions about how much money will be sent out to one person ever think about the implications. Does someone there think “Wow, only fifty dollars? I hope that person has food stamps. I hope that person isn’t trying to raise and feed children right now. That would be hard, to have to get by for two weeks on around fifty dollars.” Is someone over there capable of empathy?

Or, does someone there instead think “Ha ha! Some lazy person on Unemployment benefits is going to have to get a job, or else starve!” Does someone over there resent sending money out to a jobless person because they, themselves, hate their own employment situation. Does someone over there truly think that being unemployed (or under-employed) is a stress free life? Does that someone long to be able to stay home when the weather is bad, to sleep in as late as he wants to, to spend countless hours in pursuit of their own forgotten, neglected, dreams? Does that someone get angrier by the day, resenting the supposedly easy life of the unemployed people who receive around fifty dollars in the mail?

I am waiting for the other shoe to drop. After the hell I went through in my first year of Unemployment benefits, I cannot imagine that this is really supposed to be this easy for me now. My extension was approved, automatically, it seems, and I didn’t have to do anything to make that happen. I didn’t have to fight with some bitter person on the other end of a telephone line, who only wants to fit my situation into a box they can check off, so they can take their lunch break. I’ve been sent around fifty dollars. That check came with a Continued Claim Form that looks normal, that covers two weeks, that should bring me more than fifty dollars the next time around.

I still believe I am going to have to go through another, horrible, stressful, telephone interview soon. Every day, I believe I will get a letter informing me of what day and time I will be summoned to sit by the phone, waiting… dreading. I expect a form telling me that “Oops!” they made a mistake, and I wasn’t supposed to get an extension after all, and could I send them back all the money, immediately, if not sooner.

I cannot believe it is supposed to be as easy as opening an envelope and receiving around fifty dollars.


08
Oct 10

Something unexpected

The day after I wrote the previous blog, I got something in the mail from the EDD. Needless to say, this was not something I was expecting. After all, my attempt to fill out the online form that I thought I was supposed to fill out in order to apply for an extension of my Unemployment Benefits, was a failed attempt. I got stuck at the part where it the form wanted a physical address for the company that I am getting freelance writing work from. They have a P.O. Box, and the EDD doesn’t seem to want to accept this fact. So, I ended up closing the window, and not filling out the form at all.

Then I get mail from the EDD. I knew it couldn’t possibly be in response to the online form I didn’t finish filling out the day before. There is no possible way the EDD could have any idea that I tried to fill out the form. I thought that maybe the envelope would contain some kind of letter that officially informed me that my claim had ended. Maybe it would come with some clear directions about how to correctly file for an extension. I opened the envelope….

… and it was none of the above.

The top of the form said:
“NOTICE OF UNEMPLOYMENT INSURANCE AWARD”

What? Really? Could it be true? I kept reading. It said my new claim began on September 19, 2010, and will end September 17, 2011. Somehow, someone at the EDD has decided to automatically extend my Unemployment Insurance Benefits. I have no idea how, or why, this happened. Did I somehow wake up in a parallel universe, where the EDD actually is efficient and helpful? How did this happen?

There were details about how much money, in total, this Unemployment Insurance “award” was for. It tells me how much my weekly benefit amount will be. Well, assuming I don’t work that week, but, since I have steady part-time writing work now… I already know that I will see a reduced amount on my checks.

As always, there is a sentence that implies that I am a lazy couch potato, sitting at home, playing World of Warcraft all night, sleeping all day, and not working. It says, in bold print:

You must look for full time work each week.

I am already working part-time. It’s getting closer to being equivalent to a full time job, but it’s not there yet. Apparently, the EDD hasn’t changed that much, since it still wants me to feel like a failure because I am not working for commission in a sales job, or flipping burgers.

The envelope also contained a brand new “Pink Form”. This is the form that tells me that I have to sign up with CALJobs, (which I am already signed up for). It says that there are “thousands of job openings listed daily for your review”. My experience with CALJobs tells me that this is a lie.

I also got another “Blue Pamphlet”. This is the booklet with a blue cover that is “A Guide to Benefits and Unemployment Services”. I still have my original copies of both of these items.

Ok, so… it’s out of my hands then. All that angst about “should I try and get an extension, or should I not?” didn’t matter. It’s been decided for me. There doesn’t seem to be a choice. I have been awarded an extension to my Unemployment Benefits.

On the one hand, I am relieved. I don’t have to take time out of my (currently busy) writing schedule, and attempt to hunt down the mythical, helpful, minions of the EDD that are said to exist at a magical place called “One Stop”. I don’t have to try new and ingenious ways to type in a P.O. Box into the online form, in the hopes that it will accept something. I don’t have to subject myself to the frustration I am certain to face if I try to call the EDD. I will have the potential “safety net” of some money coming in from Unemployment Insurance benefits for another year.

On the other hand, I am nervous. I keep thinking that I’m going to get another letter, telling me that this was a mistake. I am terrified that said letter will arrive halfway through this next year, and demand that I pay the money I received back to them, (you know, like they did to me once before). When I first got Unemployment Insurance Benefits, it took 38 days to get my first check. This was after I had to put up with a telephone interview where the minion of the EDD basically implied that he thought I was lying to him about losing my job. What will they do to me this time? I am already anxious about having to face yet another telephone interview.

The next day, I got another envelope from the EDD. This was one of their happy, multicolored, envelopes. Could this be a check? I ripped open the envelope, expecting the worst. Have you seen the movie “Inception”? You know the parts where the dreamer starts to figure out that he is not actually awake, because something too strange has happened in the dream? That’s about what I was feeling at that moment. Where is my totem? Does it spin?

Inside was a Continued Claim Form, but it wasn’t quite the same as the previous Continued Claim Forms. This one had the second week covered in Xs. I believe this is a signal that the next thing I get from the EDD will be a letter telling me that they have assigned me another telephone interview. I really hope I am wrong about this assumption. There was no check. The perforated stub at the top of the page is nearly blank. This does not bode well.

So, the form has been filled out, and will be in the mail tomorrow. Here goes Year 2 of the Unemployment Insurance Adventure!


06
Oct 10

I’ve come to the end

Well, it’s official. I have now received all of the money that was on my original Unemployment Insurance Claim. I got my last check this week. It did not come with a Continued Claim Form. Instead, it had a big blank space where that form should appear, with bold letters written across it that said something along the lines of “do not try to fill out this form”. But, there was no form.

The perforated part at the top of the page said :

“YOU HAVE RECEIVED ALL THE BENEFITS PAYABLE ON YOUR CLAIM. SINCE YOU MAY QUALIFY FOR A NEW CLAIM CALL YOUR UNEMPLOYMENT INSURANCE OFFICE IMMEDIATELY OR VISIT OUR WEB SITE AT WWW.EDD.CA.GOV

Past experience has taught me that it is, in fact, impossible to get a hold of the EDD by telephone. If I was going to apply for an extension of my Unemployment Benefits, it would have to be through their website. The question becomes: Do I want to do that? At first, I was undecided.

I first applied for Unemployment Insurance Benefits a little over a year ago. I lost my job as a teacher’s aide in Special Education on September 25, 2009. I applied for Unemployment Insurance Benefits online that same day. It took the EDD over 38 days before they managed to send me my first benefit check. In part, this was because they made me wait until they could get around to doing a telephone interview with them. In part, as I would learn later, it is just due to the general incompetency that the EDD is known for.

Those 38 days were a nightmare. I remember feeling shellshocked through most of it. I lost my job in the blink of an eye. One day, I had a good job, with benefits. The next day, I got a letter in the mail stating that my very last work day would be the very next day. There was no warning. For a while, it was like I had fallen into a nightmare that I couldn’t wake up from. I kept expecting to wake up.

I remember feeling completely panicked about our finances. How were we going to be able to pay our bills without my income? How long could we stretch my last paycheck out for? What bills were already paid this month?Would we become homeless? Every day that went by without a response from the EDD made me angrier and angrier at them.

I remember feeling sick as I waited for the first telephone interview, and then feeling angry when the EDD minion didn’t bother calling me during the time that the EDD assigned me. They expected me to wait around by my telephone, like a lovelorn teenager from the 1950′s, but they couldn’t bother to call during the time THEY selected? I remember that when the EDD minion finally did call me, he ended the phone call demanding that I fax to him a copy of the letter that told me my job had ended. I hadn’t received one cent from them yet, but this didn’t stop them from treating me as if I was lying to them.

And, if you have been reading this blog, then you know the rest of the story. I’ve never been so frustrated with a situation in my entire life. In one year, I have been through four telephone interviews with the EDD. I’ve had my benefit checks delayed for weeks at a time because they had assigned me a telephone interview. I’ve had claim forms rejected because they think I did not fill them out correctly, when I know full well that I have. I believe they do this intentionally, to delay sending people their checks.

This past year has been one long exercise in frustration. It’s also been a challenge to my self-esteem. Every claim form requires you to check a box that says that you have continued to look for work. This makes a person feel as though their efforts to find work aren’t good enough, no matter how many hours they search through want ads, no matter how many applications they fill out, or resumes they send. I’ve been told that my freelance writing “doesn’t count”, as if my choice of employment is, somehow, not really a job. It is terrible to have to wait a few more days, or until next week, to buy groceries, because the EDD didn’t bother to send me the check I was supposed to have already received.

I was especially infuriated by the EDD when it decided to contact the company who I get most of my freelance writing work from, and demand that this company start paying for my Unemployment Insurance Benefits. Fortunately, this company told the EDD that I was not an employee, I was a contract worker…. which happens to be the truth. I was lucky that this company continued to give me work after that. The EDD could very well have cost me my only form of employment with one phone call that day.

So, considering all this…. do I really want to apply for an extension of my benefits? Can I endure another year of this? Is it worth the small amount of money I would (occasionally and sporadically) get from the EDD to put up with this kind of mistreatment for another year?

My situation right now is not anywhere near as desperate as it was when I first applied for Unemployment Insurance Benefits. Then, I had no income whatsoever, and no idea when or if I would get hired ever again. Now, I have been working as a freelance writer since January, the work has been steady, and I love my job and the companies I write for. I have been consistently making about the same amount of money from writing as I would be getting from one of those “ten hour a week minimum wage” jobs that are all that can be found now. Our bills have all been paid. We are not homeless. We can reasonably expect that this will continue.

Even so, I figured that it couldn’t hurt to go to the EDD website, and fill out a form. I firmly believed that they were going to reject my claim, and I worried that the EDD would, once again, harass the company I get most of my freelance work from. I realize that trying to get an extension now will be easier than if I wait a few months, see how things go, and try to apply then. So.. I gave it a shot.

Today, I learned that if you want to apply for an extension for your Unemployment Insurance Benefits, you use the exact same online form that you used when you first applied. I also learned that if your place of employment has a P.O. Box, the EDD will not allow you to continue to fill out this form, unless you can supply them with a “street address”. Now, I write content for websites. The company doesn’t actually NEED a physical address. It exists in cyberspace, it’s contract workers all work from their homes, and the work isn’t tangible (unless you decided to print it out). The EDD cannot understand this. So, attempt one…. was a fail.

I asked my husband, Shawn, how bad off we would be if I didn’t get an extension. Clearly, I cannot use the online form. I know I cannot call. It’s possible that I cannot apply for an extension in the first place. He said we would be “okay”. “Okay” is worlds better than we were doing at this time last year.

The only other option would be for us to go track down the “One-Stop” that is supposedly located nearby. I have heard tales that claim there are EDD workers there that are actually helpful, and that these mythical workers can work magic. They can help people fill out the forms, and they have the authority to approve claims, and accept things that no other EDD minions can. I think it is worth trying to track down these legendary creatures. I’ll let you know how that goes.


03
Sep 10

Self Addressed Stamped Envelope

A while ago, I blogged about the $340.00 that the EDD demanded I pay them, due to THEIR mistake. I think when I last mentioned it, I said that we wasted time filling out the paperwork to contest their decision, got rejected, and got sent something that basically said “Nah-Nah! We are right and you are wrong, Nah-Nah!”. So, the retirement money that I fought to get from CalPERS ended up going right back to the State of California, in the form of this extortion.. I mean.. payment.. to the EDD.

About a week ago I got another strange letter from the EDD. It had the EDD official logo where the return address is located. But, my name and address was hand written. Somebody at the EDD took a blue ink pen, and wrote my name and address on the front of this envelope, and sent it to me. It even has a spot where they messed up the zip code, and used white out to cover that mistake, so they could fix it. I thought at first that what I was looking at was that nifty little font that some junk mail comes in now, to fool people into thinking that the envelope of unwanted solicitations was really a letter from an actual person, who they would want to hear from. But, no, the white out means that this was actually a hand written, self address, stamped envelope from the EDD. (And by “stamp”, I mean not an actual stamp like the common people would use… but a stamp from an ink pad that shows the postage was, in fact, paid for.)

What on earth could this be? I opened the envelope, and inside was a single, tri-folded, piece of white paper. Opening that, I realized that the EDD sent me a reciept for the $340.00 they extorted… I mean billed… me for (due to THEIR mistake).

I have continued to receive Unemployment Insurance checks from them, on time, which, naturally makes me wonder what they have up their sleeves this time. I fear another telephone interview is on the way. I have no legitimate reason to have that fear, but, this means nothing, since I didn’t think when I got on Unemployment Insurance that they would force me through four separate telephone interviews, but they did it.

The perforated stubbs on the top of the checks tell me I have around $500.00 left in my Unemployment Insurance claim. I’ve gotten exactly zero information about when, if, or how to renew my claim. I guess I will just have to see what happens.