I started writing this blog at 1:28 in the afternoon. Today is the day that I am required to put up with yet another mandatory telephone interview from the EDD. The one thing that the EDD is consistently good at is an astounding level of incompetency. The letter they sent me said that they would call between 1:00 and 3:00 this afternoon. It is now 1:31, and they have not called me yet. Somehow, I am not surprised.
I’d like to get this damned telephone interview done and over with already. Since I got this letter, sometime last week, I have been anxious to the point where it is making me sick. My allergies are off the charts, and it’s not entirely due to environmental factors. It’s been days since I could keep food in me, to put things politely. I’m having trouble falling asleep, and having trouble staying asleep, something that is extremely unusual for me.
When I do sleep, I have nightmares. There are two themes that keep repeating. One series of nightmares consists of me working in a woefully understaffed day care center, with too many children for me to legally be left with all by myself, no help in sight, and me desperately trying to keep things from reverting to a scene from Lord of the Flies.
The other series of nightmares consist of me being back in high school, as a student. Im in a class where I cannot grasp the lessons or the material, and I’m pretty sure the teacher hates me. I am completely panicked that I’m going to be called on, again, because I know that I won’t know the right answer, and that I cannot “read” the teacher to discern what she wants me to say. I have this feeling of extreme dread, because I know that no matter what I do, or what I say, I’m going to end up in trouble anyhow.
Both of these dreams are basically about the same thing: having absolutely no control over what happens to me, or what happens in my life. This is how I feel when it comes to Unemployment Insurance, and the EDD. I never know when they are going to demand something from me, what they will ask, or what answer they are looking for. Even when I give them what I really think is the right answer, they still come back and harass me.
I need this to end.
1:37 : The phone rings. My anxiety level shoots through the roof. But, it’s not the EDD, it’s Shawn’s mom. I’d much rather talk to Shawn’s mom than the EDD, but this is not possible right now. We have to keep the phone lines clear until the EDD gets around to calling me.
1:42 : The EDD still has not troubled itself to call me.
1:50 : I am playing stupid games on facebook, in an effort to distract myself. My stomach hurts, as it has since I woke up this morning.
2:00 : Nope, they still haven’t called me. The EDD has, once again, wasted an entire hour of the time they demanded I set aside for them.
2:02: The EDD finally calls. A woman with a very thick asian accent tells me her name, but I cannot discern what she said her name was. She asks to speak with me, and I confirm that I am the person she is trying to call. She asks me if I got the letter that told me that they would call me today. I tell her that yes, I got the letter. (Why else would I be sitting here, waiting for the EDD to call, and wasting my time?) She asks me to confirm the last four digits of my social security number, and I do.
From here, she starts asking me a series of questions that are about the part time job I had at the answering service. This was a job that I started back in October of 2009, and ended the last week of December 2009, because I did not make it through the training.
Her: “What was your job title?”
Me: “Job title? Um… I was a trainee… telephone operator.”
She says ok, and repeats the information, which I am certain she is typing into her computer.
Her: “How much did you make per hour?”
Me: “Hold on, let me check.” I don’t remember. It’s been six months since I worked there. I consult Shawn, and together we come up with what was probably the amount I was paid per hour. I tell this to the Minion of the EDD. Now, she wants to know when I stopped working for this employer, and when I started. I tell her, and point out that all of this information is on the forms that I have sent to them.
Then, I am subjected to a series of questions that I believe are designed so that they can try and trick me into saying that I quit this job, (which is not true).
Her: “Why are you not working there any longer?”
Me: “I did not make it through the training.”
Her: “Did…not.. make it.. through…training… ok. Why did you not make it through the training? What did they require?”
Me: “Could you repeat that? I don’t understand your question.”
Her: “Ok, you didn’t make it through the training. What did they require from the training?”
Me: “I have no idea how to explain that to you.”
Her: “What did they want from the training?”
Me: “I have no idea how to explain that to you, either.”
Her: …..
Her: “Ok, so we found out in May that you are no longer working there.”
Me: …
Her: “So, why did you not tell us you no longer work for that job?”
Me: “I did tell you. I put on my claim form “Didn’t make it through the training.”
Her: “But… why did you not make it through the training?”
Me: “… I was not where they needed me to be at that point in the training.”
Her: “What did they need you to be?”
Me: “Not where I was at.”
Her: “So, like.. did they say to you “You aren’t where we need?” Did they give you warning… how?”
Me: “The manager and I came to the mutual conclusion that I was not a good fit for this job.”
Her: “Ok… not … good … fit for job….”
Her: “But, why did you not say when you filed a new claim that you were no longer working there?”
Me: “Filed a new claim?”
Her: “Yes, when you filed your new claim, why you not put from the drop down box why you don’t work there any more?”
Me: “Drop down box?”
Her: “Yes, when you go online… you use the drop down box…”
Me: (cutting her off) “I have no idea what you are talking about. I never went online to make a new claim.”
Her: ….
Her: “Ok, so we didn’t know you were not working there anymore. We find out in May.”
Me: “I wrote it on the continued claim forms. I wrote “Did not make it through training”.
Her: “But, you did not put the name of the company, or the address. You didn’t fill in the box that says why you no longer work there.”
Me: “I have put the name of the company and the address of the company on each and every continued claim form I have sent you. Every single one.”
Her: “Well, I have here that you did not put that down on the form for the last week you worked for answering service.”
Me: “No. I wrote the name and address of the company on all the continued claim forms.”
Her: “Well I have here that you did not on this one.”
Me: “Send me a copy of that form.”
Her: …. “send you… a copy?”
Me: “Send me a copy of that form. I know I wrote down the name and address of the company on all of the continued claim forms.”
Her: “We don’t have a copy. We cannot send you a copy.”
Me: “You don’t have a copy of the continued claim form, yet you say I didn’t fill it out?”
Her: …. “Well…. the form gets scanned into the computer. I don’t have the form here. It is on the computer. I cannot send copy from the computer.”
Me: “I put the name and address of the employer on all of the continued claim forms.”
Her: ….
Her: “Ok, so… why did you not fill in the box?”
Me: “What box?”
Her: “On the continued claim forms, there is a box to put why you are not working for employer. It says “quit” “terminated” or “laid off”. We send these forms to you every two weeks….
Me: (cutting her off). “No, you do not send these forms to me every two weeks. You send them occasionally. You do not send them every two weeks.”
Her: …. “Ok….but, why you didn’t fill out why you no longer work for them on this form? Did you forget? Or just not want to fill it out? Or why?”
Me: “Hold on. The form says I can choose “quit”, “terminated”, or “laid off,” correct?”
Her: “yes, it says those, and you supposed to check the box.”
Me: “I did not quit. I was not fired. I was not laid off. Is there a box that says “Did not make it through the training?”
Her: “No”.
Me: “Well, that’s probably why I didn’t fill that part out. Because I was not fired, I did not quit, and I was not laid off.”
Her: “But … we didn’t know you were not working there, because you didn’t write on the form that you were not working there.”
Me: “Yes, I did. I wrote “didn’t make it through the training.”
Her: “Well, you have to file a new claim every time you stop working, or else we don’t know you stopped working. We find out in May that you don’t work there. That’s what I call about.”
Me: “But you did know. I told you. I wrote “did not make it through the training” on the form.”
Her: “We did not know. You supposed to file new claim…”
Me: “Where does it say that?”
Her: “Where does it say what?”
Me: “Where does it say that I need to file a new claim?”
Her: “It doesn’t say. We would send you letter to say you need to file new claim… and..”
Me: “No, you never sent me any letter like that.”
Her: …..
This went round and round for a while. Then she tried a new tactic.
Her: “What was the name of manager?”
Me: “Um… let me think.” I come up with the name of the person who was the manager when I worked there. I have to spell this person’s last name for the minion of the EDD.
Her: “When you did not make it through the training, did they tell you?”
Me: “No. The manager and I came to the mutual conclusion that I was not a good fit for the job.”
Her: “Ok, but, did they give you warnings?”
Me: “Warnings?”
Her: “Yes, did manager say, you not doing good, or you did this wrong?”
Me: “No, it didn’t work like that.”
Her: “Why not?”
Me: “It just didn’t work like that over there. I don’t know why.”
Her: “But, how you know you not make it through training?”
Me: (at Shawn’s suggestion) “I am dyslexic. I was getting the phone numbers wrong.”
Her: “Ok, so you… got… phone…. numbers… wrong. And, did they warn you this could make you fired?”
Me: “no”
Her: “Did they say, ok, you make the number wrong, and we give you a warning?”
Me: “No.”
Her: (weary) “Ok….. So, what were the duties of the job?”
Me: “We… answered the phones and spoke with the customers who needed to speak with or leave a message for a client of the answering service. We passed that information along to the appropriate person.”
She repeated this as she typed it into her computer.
Her: “Ok, so… what did they do to make things better for the training?”
Me: “I don’t understand your question.”
Her: “I mean.. what did they do to help you with the situation?”
Me: “More training. Training by different people. I could ask people questions, and they would answer.”
Her: “Ok, they do this and… decide you weren’t doing good?”
Me: “The manager and I came to the mutual conclusion that I was not where they wanted me to be in this training, and that I was not a good fit for the job.”
Her: …. “So, they fire you? or?
Me: “The manager and I came to the mutual conclusion that I was not a good fit for this job.”
Her: (very tired) “Ok…..
Her: “Ok, so we gonna call this job, and talk to them, and then we send you a letter ten days to two weeks to let you know.”
Me: “To let me know what?”
Her: “If you claim continues. We have to call them, and ask them if you work there, and why you no work there no more, and see what they say. We have to decide if they should have fired you, or not, and see if they gonna pay your unemployment benefits or not. It depends on what they say.”
Me: “Wait, let me understand. You are going to call this job, and talk to them, and based on what they say… you will let me know in two weeks?”
Her: “Ten days, or two weeks, yeah.”
Me: “And I will be get a letter in the mail to let me know this?”
Her: “Well, a letter or a check, ten days, or two weeks.”
Me: “A letter or a check?”
Her: “Yeah, if we gonna still pay you, we won’t send you a letter, we just send you a check. If you get a check, you know that you eligible. If not, we send letter to tell you, and that’s how you know. We talk to the job, and then we send it to an adjudicator, and the review it.”
Me: “Ok, so in ten days to two weeks time, I will either get a check in my mailbox, or I will get a letter saying that you have cancelled my claim?”
Her: “No, not cancel! If you get a letter, it means that you are not eligible. If you eligible, we don’t send a letter to tell you, we just send check. That’s how you know.”
And that was the end of the call. Based on this conversation, I fully believe that the EDD will decide that I was not eligible for Unemployment Insurance Benefits after my job at the answering service ended. I believe I am going to get a letter telling me that I am no longer eligible for Unemployment Benefits at all. I believe that this letter will demand that I send the EDD back all of the money they sent me since January, 2010. I have no idea why they assume I can pay them back the money, since the reason I needed the money was because I didn’t have a full time job. If they stop paying me the pittance they occasionally send out…. where, exactly, do they think the money will come from that I am supposed to pay them back with?
All I can do now is wait and see what happens.