I am starting to question if I should continue to read the random news articles I accidently come across as I browse the internet. I know it’s not a good thing to intentionally decide to bury my head in the sand, and strive to maintain ignorance about what’s going on in the world right now. I just wish the news wasn’t so incredibly depressing and scary for the unemployed.
Here is an MSNBC article I came across without wanting to. The title, in red print, the color of blood, screams out at us: “High jobless rates could be the new normal”. Shocking!
In short, this article is trying to tell us that the job markets that got America through previous recessions simply don’t exist anymore, and therefore cannot save us now. The auto industry, for example, has been decimated. The construction industry can’t hire more people because the housing market collapsed, taking away all the construction work that they would be hiring people to do.
It goes on to say inspiring quotes such as:
* “The job market is caught in a vicious circle: Without more jobs, U.S. consumers will have a hard time increasing their spending; but without that spending, businesses might see little reason to start hiring.”
Translation: No job for me, and no job for you either. Or for you… or you… or you… or the rest of you.
* “Many of the 7.2 million jobs the economy has shed since the recession began in December 2007 may never come back.”
Never? Should I begin making plans to leave the country right now? Could you point me towards the countries you shipped the jobs to a few years back?
* “So far, they’ve been unable to win even a simple three-month extension of unemployment insurance for people in states with jobless rates above 8.5 percent.”
Right, because all those people in Congress have jobs. They have jobs that will give them a nice fat standard of living when they no longer have the job, so they have no reason to care about extending unemployment insurance for the less fortunate.
Oh, right! All us unemployed people are sitting at home on our couches, watching Oprah, and eating bon-bons. We all must be out of work because we are lazy, and it’s got nothing to do with some states having “jobless rates above 8.5 percent”. How could I possibly forget that! When I think about what must be happening in Congress when these types of financial aide plans are considered, I see them sticking their fingers into their ears, and singing “I caaaan’t hear youuuu! I caaaan’t hear youuuuu!”
This is another MSNBC article. If you get laid off, you generally lose your health insurance, in the blink of an eye. (Yay, America!) There is something called COBRA, which is a way to extend the health insurance that you lost because you no longer have a job.
“Officially known as the Consolidated Omnibus Budget Reconciliation Act, COBRA allows workers to remain on health insurance plans offered by their former employers by paying 100 percent of the cost, plus 2 percent in administrative fees. But for many, COBRA insurance is too expensive, costing thousands of dollars annually. “
President Obama signed a new law called the “American Recovery and Reinvestment Act” in February. This is supposed to offer people who got laid off a 65% discount on the COBRA insurance. It sounds like a good thing, but, this article points out, it’s not working so well in reality.
Why? Most people do not know that the discount exists, or how to go about getting it. It turns out a lot of employers are not telling their employees about it, so the employer can avoid paying extra on health insurance for an employee they no longer want. Either these companies are stingy, or evil, or a heady mixture of both.
Some companies have yet to train their Payroll departments in how to give former workers this discount. We all know that the excuse “but I didn’t know any better” always goes over well in court, right! Perfectly acceptable!
The woman in the article had a different problem. Her former workplace “accidently” had her in their system as “leaving the job voluntarily”, and so, she was denied the discount on the COBRA health insurance extension.
One can only qualify for the discount if you left the job involuntarily, and not because you did something completely egregious and inane. You can’t, for example, smack your boss upside the head with the expense reports he wants you to duplicate in triplicate, get fired for it, and expect to get the COBRA discount. But, if you get laid off, due to budget cuts, or due to the company deciding to downsize, or because they simply don’t want to continue to pay somebody who earns as much as you do anymore, you should be eligible for the COBRA discount.
It’s no longer acceptable, in legal terms, (we all know that “morality” and “workplace” don’t usually meet), for stingy employers to fire somebody, and then inform that person that they should go preform an impossible sexual act upon themselves when it comes to paying for health insurance. It’s good to put a stop to that kind of behavior.
Oh, except for when the more vile companies find little loopholes that allow them to cheat. The woman in the article was “accidently” entered into the system as “left voluntarily”, not as “fired” or “laid off”. She had to put up a fight to get the COBRA discount she deserved. How many companies across America do you think are playing that little game right now?
Both of these terrifying articles are ones I found on MSNBC. Maybe MSNBC is something I should avoid reading. What about something more respectable? How about Forbes dot com, for example.
Blogger Loses Unemployment Benefits After Making $1 A Day in AdSense Pay. Oh, crap!
It says here that “the New York State Department of Labor, which recently declared a laid-off attorney ineligible for unemployment benefits because she was bringing in $1.30 a day from blog ads through Google AdSense.”
Seriously! She was making a whopping $1.30 a day. Yes, that decimal point is in the correct place. What’s that come to, if you work the typical five day work week? The calculator on my computer says it comes to something like $32.50 a month. (Do correct me if I got that wrong). The New York Department of Labor thinks someone can live on about thirty bucks a month? They have lost their minds!
Now, if she picked up a “regular” part- time job, (ahem, flipping burgers), she wouldn’t have completely lost her unemployment benefits. Instead, they would have reduced her benefits, to compensate for the pittance she was making at her part-time job. So why is she being punished for the sin of blogging?
This article says: “The state, it appears, can’t decide whether the income from the blog was residual or was daily employment. If the former, it does not reduce jobless pay; if the latter, it does.” Wonderful. States are having problems dealing with the changing job market, now that they have cut away damn near all the “regular” jobs. States don’t want to allow people to make a few pennies online, no no no! Clearly, the government thinks it’s more beneficial to America if people such as this former lawyer, who has a college degree, and has passed at least one bar exam, is flipping burgers somewhere, instead of writing something for people to read, for free, online!
Are you a blogger making a few pennies? Are you unemployed? Watch out! Big Brother may decide to punish you for it. Thou shalt not blog!
Reading articles like these is making me feel like being on Unemployment Insurance is like being forced to play a game with your older, mischievous, brother, on a rainy Sunday afternoon. You would much rather be outside, doing something you enjoy, but you can’t do that now. This game looks complex, and dull, and in your gut you are certain that you won’t enjoy playing this game one bit. You found the rule book, but it’s not written in English, and it’s missing a few pages, causing you to rely entirely on your rotten older brother’s word in regards to the rules. Your chance of winning is nearly non-existent, but you have no other choice, except to play.
I think I’m going to avoid reading random news articles for a while.