Another envelope arrived in my mailbox today from the EDD. No, it’s not a check, either. I now hate the very sight of anything that has the EDD logo printed on it. Just looking at the outside of these envelopes makes my mood instantly plummet from normal and happy to irate and depressed.
Today’s horrible news from the EDD is a one page letter informing me that I have been assigned to go through yet another telephone interview. This would be my third one in the nine months since I signed up for Unemployment Benefits. I am feeling harassed, and angry, and extremely disappointed in how the government treats its citizens that need financial help due to loss of a job.
This third godforsaken telephone interview will take place on June 8, 2010. It is said to happen sometime between 1:00 and 3:00 in the afternoon. I am likely to experience the same anxiety that I did for the first and second telephone interview, which starts… well, now, actually, and will not let up until after the telephone interview is over. This is detrimental to my health, both physical and mental.
Again, I have no idea what the EDD wants from me this time. Shawn and I were speculating about what on earth it could be this time around, and really didn’t come to any concrete conclusions, because that just isn’t possible. Shawn had a good point. He said something like this:
When you get on Unemployment, they pull you into their game. But, no one ever tells you the rules for the game, so you never know if you are doing the right thing, or the wrong thing.
That is really how it is. From the first moment you file for Unemployment Insurance, you understand that it is going to be a temporary thing. You soon are informed that you must continue to look for work in order to continue to be eligible for Unemployment Insurance benefits. So, you look for work, and, if you are as lucky as I have been, you find what equates to a part time job. You are told that you must report your income from that part time work to the EDD on your Continued Claim Forms, and so you do. This is what I have been doing. I’ve done everything they’ve asked me to do.
As a reward for following their directions, I am being harassed. I get mail from the EDD with more bad news in it at least once a week, sometimes more often than that. This is the third telephone harassment I will be subjected to.
The first telephone interview seemed to be so that they could judge if I was worthy of receiving Unemployment Insurance benefits in the first place. I had to actually fax them the letter I got that said that I had lost my job, before they would believe me.
The second telephone interview seemed to be because the EDD did not understand what on earth “piecework” was, despite the fact that it said in their Blue Pamphlet of information that if a person is getting paid by the piece, or by the product, instead of hourly, that they should write the word “piecework” on their Continued Claim Forms. I told the woman who conducted the second telephone interview that I was doing freelance writing for the company I am working for. Somehow, the EDD managed to not understand that either, and this resulted in the EDD sending the company I am writing for a form asking them to pay for my Unemployment Insurance benefits. Which they, of course, declined, because I am not their employee, I am a general contractor. Which is what I told the EDD in the first place, a few times over now.
My best guess is that this third godforsaken telephone interview is either going to be about the EDD asking me, again, about the work I am doing as a freelance writer. Or, it might have something to do with them asking me about The Evil Bookstore, since that former employer appeared on the Form Of Mystery I’ve already written about.
In short, it seems to me that most of the harassment I am receiving from the EDD is due to the fact that I did what they told me to do: I found work. I think that if I instead decided to play World of Warcraft all day, never look for work at all, and simply wait for the Unemployment Insurance checks to arrive, I would have had a much easier time than I have been having.
I really, really, really, want to tell whatever unfortunate minion of the EDD that calls me exactly where I’d like him or her to stick their Unemployment Insurance benefit checks. I just want this madness to end. I haven’t done that so far because I thought I needed the money that comes from the EDD in order to help pay bills.
And then I realized that the EDD hasn’t actually been sending me money for most of the time I have been on Unemployment Insurance anyhow.
Let’s take a look:
* I first applied for Unemployment Insurance benefits September 25, 2009. I did not actually receive any money from the EDD until after the first telephone interview, and after they deemed me worthy of their help. The first check didn’t arrive until November 2, 2009, 38 days later. I got zero dollars from the EDD for the entire month of October, 2009.
*I got checks on November 2, 2009, November 16, 2009, and November 30, 2009.
*I got a check on December 12, 2009, and on December 26, 2009. (Merry Christmas, and Happy New Year!) The check that I got on December 26 was for $25.00, (possibly because I had picked up a part time job, and they reduce your benefits in relation to the money you earn from working).
*I got a check for the “usual amount” on January 11, 2010.
*The next check did not arrive until February 18, 2010. This check was late. The checks are supposed to arrive every two weeks. Instead, this check arrived 38 days after the previous check. Note: At this point I had been on Unemployment Insurance for four months, and the EDD decided to stop payments for two of those months. Actually, if you count a month as 30 days, then the real total would be closer to two and a half months out of four that the EDD withheld payments.
* I got a check on March 1, 2010.
* April 8, 2010, I got my next check. My payments had been stopped, once again, due to the assignment of the second mandatory telephone interview. This check was to cover the weeks ending March 6, 2010, and the week ending March 13, 2010. This means that our running total is three and a half months (out of seven) that the EDD withheld payment.
* April 16, 2010, I got two checks. One was for the normal amount, and one was reduced, based on work I had done. This, I hoped, meant that the EDD was trying to catch up the payments it owed me, and that things were back on track. I got another check around April 26, 2010.
* I also got a check on May 12, 2010. This is the last check I have received from the EDD. Today is June 3, 2010, and I have learned that the EDD has decided to withhold my payments because they decided to assign me a third telephone interview. I should have received a check from the EDD around May 26, but did not. This means that this check is currently a week late. And counting!
In other words my belief that I needed the money from Unemployment Insurance to live on isn’t entirely correct. If you add it up the amount of time that the EDD dragged it’s feet before sending me the checks, it adds up to about four months. I have been on Unemployment Insurance for about nine months. And yet, we have survived! Maybe it is time to tell them to stick it, and end the harassment, the mind games, and the anxiety attacks once and for all!